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From Phyllis to the Reader, P.H.

Readers:   I was answering email and accidentally deleted–for good, evidently–an email from a reader with the initials P. H.  I think that was it.  This person gave me only his/her name and address but did not say what I was to send.  If I have not answered someone’s email, please email me again and tell me what it is you want me to send.   Phyllis

Posted on: January 30, 2010

How Do You Use a Condom?

Question:
I know what condoms are for, but how do you use them? Are they like a pill?
 
 
Phyllis replied:
 
A condom is like a little balloon or the finger of a glove.  A man slips it over his penis before he enters a woman, so that, when he ejaculates, the sperm stay inside the condom.  Condoms are not 100% effective, but most of the time, if used correctly, they do prevent pregnancy and they also help protect against sexually transmitted diseases.

Posted on: January 30, 2010

Reading My Sister’s Copy

Question:

I just wanted to let you know that I LOVE the Alice series. I started reading
when
I was in fourth grade; I found a copy of Alice in Charge on my sister’s
bookshelf. I’ve been reading them ever since and I’m now a junior in college! I
just finished reading Intensely Alice. I love these books because, one, Alice is

such a great, realistic character, and, two, I live in Gaithersburg and attend
the
University of Maryland at College Park, so I feel so connected to her. Every
time
my sister and I go to Silver Spring we say, “Hey, this is where Alice lives!”

I’ve been going through a tough time with friends lately at school, reading the
Alice books gives me a really nice escape. They help remind me of how things
used to be when I first started reading them.

Phyllis replied:

 

Both I and my readers love to hear that people still read the Alice books in college and on into their fifties and sixties.   I’m just delighted that they still work for you.   We’d love to know the correct title of the book you found on your sister’s shelf, however, because “Alice in Charge” is the book coming out next spring.  And I’m going to get 50 emails asking where they can find that book now!   Thanks!

Posted on: January 30, 2010

What Do You Use?

Question:
I was wondering,do you type your stories using Microsoft Office Publisher 2007?If not,please tell me what do you use to type your stories .
 
 
Phyllis replied:
 
When I type, the top of my screen says “Microsoft word–non-commerical.”   That’s all I know.
Posted on: January 30, 2010

Sex Before Marriage

Question:
I was wondering, do you think that it’s okay to have sex before marriage, or do you believe in waiting?
 
 
 
Phyllis replied:
 
I don’t think that one answer is right for everyone.  Some put such a high value on virginity that the only “right” answer for them seems to be waiting until marriage.  Other couples have a different set of values.  There are advantages and disadvantages, but it’s something that both the man and woman need to agree on.

Posted on: January 30, 2010

Are the Alice books appropriate for 5th Grade?

Question:

My friends and I would like to say thank you oh so very much for writing the Alice series!! I’ve read faster then ever, (some days i read the 300 page Alice books in one day) and i absolutely love them!! I am waiting for the school library to come out and get the book after dangerously Alice!! This fan mail may be the same as all of your other fan mails (hope not) but i mean we want to thank you for all of your wonderful Alice books!! Also, is fifth grade appropriate for reading all of your Alice books? Are you going to make a book where Alice gets pregnant? Or gets married? How many more Alice books are coming out?
Thank you very much Phyllis!!
keep on writing!!

Phyllis replied:

 

Some readers are ready for the Alice books much earlier than others.  You may not understand a few of the things in the books for teenagers, and you won’t have experienced many of the things that Alice does, so in that sense it might be best to wait awhile.  The very last Alice book, Always Alice, coming out in 2013, will tell you everything that happens to Alice after age 18.

Posted on: January 30, 2010

What Pamela Gave a Guy

Question:
In the book Alice on Her Way, it said that Pamela gave a guy a Mouth Job? Sorry, it’s been a while since I’ve read that book, but I was just curious as to what that was. Thanks! =)
 
 
Phyllis replied:
 
 
The term I used was “blow job,” not “mouth job,” though it’s done with the mouth.  It’s when a person brings a guy to orgasm by caressing his penis with the tongue and mouth.

Posted on: January 30, 2010

Never Stop Writing the Alice Books

Question:
I would just like to send thie letter begging you to never ever stop writing Alice books. My life depends on them. They are awsome and have helped me with a lot of questions I had about life.. They are my bibles.
                                           p.s. whats the next alice book?

 

Phyllis replied:

I’m not the Energizer Bunny, you know.  Nothing goes on forever.  But I love knowing that you like the Alice books so much.  The next Alice book, due out this coming June, is “Alice in Charge.”

Posted on: January 26, 2010

A Different Character in Translation

Question:

 
I don’t know at what point one grows tired of reading the same fan mail all over again, but I just put down “Alice On Her Way” again for what I suppose must be the fifth or sixth time, and I just wanted to send off a note to say how much I appreciate the novels. I’m 21 now and studying English literature at UCL in London, but I’ve been reading Alice books since I was eight, when the book club I was in began to sell the Swedish translation of “Alice In-Between.” Strangely enough, it was only after having read the next two books they translated and put out – “Alice in Lace” then “Achingly Alice” – that I realized that there must be some books in between (pun not intended, ha!) there that I was missing. Sure enough, but I couldn’t find them in Sweden! I began a couple of them up every time we went to the States – about every second year. I can’t say that the Alice books were the first English chapter novels that I ever finished – that honor, oddly enough, goes to Margaret Mitchell’s “Gone With The Wind” – but I will say that reading the novels in English as opposed to Swedish lent me an extra layer of understanding of the characters and their surroundings. (Now that I’ve read all the three aforementioned translated novels in English as well as Swedish, I can tell you that Alice comes across as a different character entirely in translation! I find that that’s true for many translations, though – as such, you could say that Alice has, in a way, taught me to always try to track down any given book in its original language of writing, which is also how I learned how to speak at least a rudimentary French and Spanish, as Sartre’s “No Exit” and Allende’s “The House of the Spirits” were some of my favorite books from my English A1 course’s World Literature unit. Many thanks for that, Al!) I can also tell you that reading the Alice series definitely expanded my vocabulary – for instant, I can credit Alice for having taught me the word “reluctant!”

This is turning out to be longer than I thought it would, and I don’t want to bore you. I’d just like to give a word of thanks for writing this series – it’s given me a lot, throughout the years, and will continue to do so as I read the final novels of the series, and then reread the series in its entirety again and again. No matter the range of books I read and novels I appreciate, I will always come back to Alice … she’s a part of my childhood as well as my teenage years, and she’s helped me grow and develop. Reading an Alice book feels like coming home, if you’ll forgive the somewhat strained simile. Thank you so much for creating such a wonderful, true-to-life world.

Phyllis replied:

Thank you so much for taking the time to write such a thoughtful and appreciated email.  It was especially interesting to learn that Alice is a far different character in a Swedish translation than she is in English.  There are four more Alice books written since “Alice on her Way,” and a fifth coming out in  June, so you have a lot of happy reading yet to do.  You seem to be well versed in literature of different types, and I’m just happy to know that the Alice books are some of the ones you enjoy.

Posted on: January 26, 2010

Thank you for sympathizing

Question:
Thank you for sympathizing. I regret calling you a heartless woman because you are my biggest role model.

Phyllis replied:

Sometimes I focus on only one part of an email, and your criticism will help me look at the broader picture.

Posted on: January 24, 2010

 

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