A book about Alice fans?

Question:

You should write a book involving the readers and fans of your books. We can help you with the idea and characters, and it doesn’t have to be like a 1000 page book, it could be short. (Ok, that sounds kind of unrealistic, but it’s worth a try.)

Phyllis replied:

Well, my fans include guys, grandmothers, teens, fourth-graders, young marrieds, and readers in Denmark, Japan, Germany, Britain, Indonesia, Italy, France, Turkey and Portugal, among other countries; girls living on ranches, apartments in New York, small towns in Kentucky, and every other place you could imagine.  I think it would have to be 500,000 pages at least!  But thanks for your interest.  Why don’t you write the book?