Alice is love, Alice is life, Alice is in love with her fathers wife.

Comment:

Dearest Phyllis, the Alice books have meant so much over the course this year. We love love the book so much that we actually made pineapple upside down cake using the recipe found on page 2-3 of the book I like him, he likes her. In our opinion, the book should be titled I like her, she likes her, because Alice is clearly in love with Sylvia Summer and Sylvia is in love with Alice’s father. So far in the book it has yet to be confirmed, but since the Alice series is very long, we haven’t seen her be confirmed bisexual. There is a possibility that this happens in a later book, but we cannot wait. Alice is obviously bisexual and our suspicions are tearing us apart. In the book, when describing Lester’s ex-girlfriend Marilyn, Alice says she pictured her without a bra in a see-through dress running through a field of flowers. Picturing the boobs. Thus, bisexual. We also have a conspiracy that Alice is God. Every person that we have met in this world has had some Alice within them. This clearly proves that she is God. If Alice is God, and you are her creator, then what are you?

Phyllis replied:

Hmmm.  If I am God, that must explain what a mess our world is in.  I am not going to approve or disprove your guesses about Alice’s sexual identity.  There are 28 books waiting for you to read them, so why should I ruin your suspense? ( I hope you enjoyed the cake).